1. Filo pastry.
It tastes like paper. And it explodes all over your clothes. I especially hate things wrapped in filo sold in cafes, like fetta and spinach. Especially when they heat them in the microwave.
They look ugly alive or dead.
They just don’t taste good. Unless they’re on top of a pavlova. (and you pick them off and throw them in the bin).
4. Brussels Sprouts
There’s a reason everyone goes ‘oh but with some butter and hazelnuts, they’re fab.’ Because they taste like shit on their own.
5. Tomatoes from the fridge
They make me shiver. Bloodless, cold, flavourless things.
I’ve given it a bloody good go, but it’s boring and tasteless.
7. Banana lollies
Who likes them? Really, who?
Disgusting stuff. It doesn’t taste like chocolate and it leaves a nasty greasy, plasticky layer on your tongue.
9. Cottage Cheese
10. Raw Celery
I hate the smell and I hate those stringy bits on it and how it’s wet and crunchy.
So what do you hate to eat dear readers? Give me your lists.