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Natascha Mirosch. Professional eater. Food & travel writer. Editor.


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Just go away…

Sushi.  You’re way past your best. Like a middle aged man in a Ramone’s t-shirt, you try to disguise your lack of youth with fancy dressing but the kewpie mayo can’t hide the home brand tuna and borderline `best before’ lettuce. In your natural state you shine, glistening with fresh fish sliced by experts and rice cooked to OCD perfection, but here, like a fish out of water, you’re starting to stink.

Dude Food. The same guy in marketing who coined ‘yummy mummy’ and ‘chick flick’  came up with this. If I ever find him, I may be tempted to beat him to death with a Terms of Endearment DVD. 

Fish tacos. Enough already. It’s fish. In a taco. Actually faux Mexican anything should be banned. It’s dumbing down (sushi-ising?) a noble and highly regional cuisine. 

Pulled pork. Ditto. Everyone’s doing it. Yawn. 

Food Franchises. We’re showing our red necks, getting all hot and bothered about southern chains opening branches here. Why wouldn’t they? We’ll stand patiently in line and parrot whatever cool marketing brainwash we’ve been fed. Brisbane doesn’t get these second branches cos it’s COOL ENOUGH but DUMB ENOUGH. We’re the colonial outpost, rushing to exchange our conch shells for a burger or fajita.

There’s more. So much more. I just can’t think of any right now, so please dear readers, tell me what you’re fed up to the wisdom teeth with.

 


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Eurotour 2012

It’s 3pm and the BF (ahem; fiance I mean) is sleeping, struck down by jetlag. We returned yesterday from a 3 1/2 week European sojourn. I don’t know if posting about it is the modern version of a slide night, but what the hell- a blog is self-indulgent by its very existence. BTW, I will post pics next week- right now I’m operating on a weeny 1/2 gb stick while my new internet provider gets me set up. Sigh.

Our trip started off in Rome. We arrived as the fruit and flower sellers were packing up their stalls at Campo dei Fiori. Hungry and very tired we sat at a restaurant on the square and had an unmemorable late lunch. It’s amazing how in Rome all you need to do is get a street or two away from a major tourist attraction to come across a decent place to eat, but we just didn’t have the strength that day.

Things improved substantially on day two. Our apartment just off the Campo was practically next door to Il Forno, a typical and well-known Roman bakery, where we’d get a breakfast of ‘bianco’ (pizza with just salt and oil) or ‘rosso’ (with a smear of tomato sauce). We also discovered one of what I think could be the best gelato in Rome, at Ponte, on the small street that leads to the Ponte Sisto. In addition to all the regular flavours, they did single origin chocolate from different countries; dark and rich, each slightly different. Costanza, just off the Campo was a good example of getting  just a little away from the tourist traps to find something special. Lovely staff, an amazing setting and great inexpensive food.

Proving my theory wrong, Palatium was something altogether different. Right in the middle of tourist central, ie the Spanish steps, it is very modern and serves only food from the Lazio region and has a terrific and very comprehensive all-Lazio wine list too. Italian wine can be a bit hit and miss in my experience so it was great to have someone to hand to guide us through the pages and pages of choices. Another good meal was had at Antica Osteria di Pietro not far from the Pantheon, with memorable dishes of rigatoni coda (with oxtail) and the other famous Roman dish ‘cacio e pepper’, pasta with cheese and pepper; more delicious than it sounds.

From Rome, we caught a train to Lecce in Puglia, where our morning ‘bianco’ o ‘rosso’ was replaced with a basket of still warm ‘cornetti’ filled with custard or chocolate and our huge vaulted ceiling room overlooked a Moorish garden filled with orange trees.

 

Our first meal out was at the delightful Nonna Tetti.  A simple decor, it looked like someone’s living room. Indeed there were steps leading up which may or may not have been living quarters. The waitress had to translate some of the dishes from the local dialect into Italian for me- ’Sagne ncanulate’ for example, derives from ‘lasagne’ while ‘ciciri e tria’ is pasta with chickpeas in which bits of the fettucini have been fried to a gold crispness while others are soft. Orechiette with cime di rape (sort of like broccoli tops) and orchchiette with a tomato sauce and ‘ricotta forte’ (an aged, spicy ricotta-divine) were other winners. Lunch for the three of us was 30 euro including wine. Actually, everything we ate in Lecce was spot on. Osteria della Divina Provvidenza was indeed divine. Built over Roman ruins, the men’s toilet has a glass floor for your (well if you’re male or cheeky like me) viewing pleasure. Arte di Sapori, it’s outside tables set under the trees in a quiet little square beside the church was also lovely, with a sweet waitress who begged us to practise English with her.  Fiance’s birthday was spent in Antica Borgo where the owner tried to tempt us with live lobster and we over-ordered horribly. We also loved Rifugio della buona Stelle; simple, authentic and very cheap.

From Lecce, it was on to Seville, where it seemed it was impossible to eat badly anywhere.

We snacked on jamon in Seville’s oldest bar and tried tapas at midnight at the unromantically named but utterly deliciously and very modern Cuna 2.

We watched Spain defeat Portugal at soccer in bar Bacalao, grazing on croquettas and cod cheek with mid match entertainment provided by a massive and very colourful gay mardi gras coming down the street. We sat under misters (it was still blazing hot at night) in bars overlooking the cathedral from where the sound of singing and handclapping emanated. We dunked hot churros into thick chocolate in a bar in Seville’s shopping district.

From Seville to Athens and the search for lamb, resulting in much disappointment with thebony, fatty offering we were served. I know there are good restaurants in Athens, but 1) they are hard to find and 2) they are expensive. The poshest we went to was Orizontes, on Athens highest hill, Lycabettus. Incredibly romantic, the outdoor eating area, planted with young olive trees has an incredible view over the acropolis, lit at night. Food just didn’t hit the high notes however, with slightly odd pairings, like grouper cheeks covered in sunflower seeds. But the view was worth it. Definitely though, Athens didn’t set our culinary juices watering.

From Athens, to Skyros, an island in the Sporades. It was here we were thankful we’d bought our own coffee. Food was basic but good and fresh and very cheap. We left tips that seemed ridiculously small to us but were almost half the price of the meal and without fail had owners running after us trying to give us our ‘change’. We had our own kitchen in the beach house we’d rented but food was so cheap, we ate out for every meal.

The island is not very touristed, with not many people speaking much English and the menus generally written in Greek (or very funny idiosyncratic English), so much of the time it was guesswork as to what we’d get. Always though, it was a lot. Excellent, olive oil based bread and dips, small tender fish fried whole, served simply with lemon. The ubiquitous Greek salad, with generous amounts of feta, sweet tomatoes and dried oregano; calamari, slightly floured and fried, pasta, chockers with local seafood in a tomato sauce. Ridiculously cheap local wine (faintly pink) was served in copper coloured aluminium jugs. (Wouldn’t it be nice to have the option here of ordering by the 1/4, 1/2 or litre?) Thick yoghurt with local thyme honey was a particular favourite as were the apricots-the juiciest I have ever eaten, nothing like the furry fleshed versions we get here.

 

From Greece, it was on to London. We were staying with friends in the Essex countryside, where our friends took us to a local Turkish restaurant, (bizarrely located in a very old pub) where we finally got the lamb we’d been craving. It was good, but noisy, full of over made up Essex girls with their fake tans and ironed hair and there was very loud music playing (pop, not Turkish). It was sad to see that not much had changed in the British supermarkets with fruit and veg still looking rather sad and everything wrapped in plastic; even a sol0 capsicum. The price of bottled water was a shock too-the last bottle we’d bought in Greece was 17 centimes, here it was 3 pounds fifty. Australian wine is still dire with labels I’ve never heard of being flogged off in the supermarket for next to nothing. We ate at a couple of local pubs, one in my friend’s village; (great ambience, possibly the worst steak I’ve ever had) an another old mariners pub near Tower Bridge (a pretty reasonable sausage, mash and peas with onion gravy). We weren’t in the UK for a food journey, but we had booked to go to Dinner by Heston.

It’s a great space, overlooking Hyde Park and I was surprised at how friendly the staff were. We consulted with the waiter about by the glass wine choices, (27 pounds  a glass was his choice!) and settled in. The 13year old had the meat fruit, a ‘mandarin’ complete with stalk and leaves, but filled with chicken liver parfait; while I had the nettle porridge with a gelatinous cod cheek and the fiance had “rice and flesh’ a saffron risotto with calf tail and red wine. I loved mine; it was fresh and original and spring like. The meat fruit was velvety and perfect, the richness cut through by the mandarin jelly. The fiance thought his risotto had too much saffron. All of the dishes on the menu have a date and a reference to the cook book from which they originate. For main, I chose the black foot pork chop with Hispi cabbage, lardo, ham hock & Robert sauce.

 

 

 

Nettle Porridge

Our waiter, who was Spanish agreed it was a good choice and told us that in fact his family were breeders of these black footed, acorn eating pigs that are also turned into the most delicious jamon in Spain. It was nice- the pork tender and flavoursome, the accompaniments good; but it felt very modern and like something I could get in most European restaurants.  The fiance chose the Aberdeen Angus, mainly because he has been cooking steak (and the triple cooked chips) from Heston’s programme since he saw it and wanted to compare. Unfortunately the chips were off. Out of season. Really. The potatoes that Heston uses were out of season, and last  year’s, our waiter said had too much starch. So it was plain old French fries for the fiance. He thought the steak was among the best he’d eaten. The 13 year old’s `Powdered Duck Breast with smoked confit fennel & umbles (offal) was perfectly fine sous vide duck (although one of the two portions was chewy) that had been brined (‘powdered’ in old English) but again, it felt very modern and not too different from duck dishes I’d had elsewhere. However, portions of everything were very generous. Which didn’t stop us ordering dessert. We could see the pineapple roasting on a spit in front of the fire, but there was a 20 minute wait for the ‘Tipsy Cake’ and we were eager to be out walking in the park while the sun briefly peeked out from the clouds. Taffety Tart was my choice, a pretty and reasonably light concoction of pastry with apple, rose, fennel & vanilla ice cream. Even better was the fiance’s brown bread ice cream with salted butter caramel, pear & malted yeast syrup, while the 13year old’s ‘chocolate bar’ a glossy, soft, ’bar’ of bitter chocolate with passion fruit jam & ginger ice cream was declared ‘delicious’. In all, good value for money, wonderful service (they gave us a kitchen tour afterwards) and a great space, but food not as different as I’d expected.

After London, it was back home and diet time. It’d been 3 years since I was last in Europe and not much has changed. Spain, Greece and Italy certainly offer way better value for money than the UK, which seems to dish up little by badly cooked ‘tourist fare’ at the bottom to middle end of the price range, with fabulous meals for those who can afford it at the other. My trip has certainly made me aware of what we don’t have (enough bakeries, speciality food shops, regional cuisine, good everyday cheap wine) but also appreciate what we do.


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What Brisbane needs is…

I’ve been thinking about what Brisbane’s missing in terms of food supplies and have come up with this list. Would love you to add to it.

What we lack in Brisbane…

1. A CHEESE SHOP

A shop dedicated solely to cheese from all over the world. Not a deli. A cheese shop. Why is it so hard?

2. An ethnic bakery/cake shop. Jewish? Middle Eastern? East European would be good.(and while we’re on the subject, has always fascinated me why Vietnamese bakeries in Brisbane serve awful ‘Aussie’ stuff like bad custard slices. The bakeries in Vietnam, make some of the best baguette I’ve had!)

3. A takeaway rotisserie shop. Free range chicken, ducks, pork. mmm.

4. More independent wine shops

5. Patisseries.- we need more Chouquette type bakeries all over Brisbane. It should NOT be this hard        to get a decent croissant in this day and age.

6. A serious dumpling bar. 

7. Wine bars. Loads of wines by the glass, nice simple wine-friendly food. No wank.

8. A barbecue restaurant. Like the have in the southern states of the US. 12hr cooked meat, outside tables.

9. A bookshop dedicated to food/cooking

10. More cooking schools


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Easy Cauliflower and Parmesan Soup

Monday is stock day for me. Into the pot go all the limp veggies from the previous week (and despite careful planning, there are always some). Often too, if I’ve roasted a chook over the weekend the frame will go in to make a chicken stock. I’m a very lazy stockmaker. I don’t skim ‘impurities’ off the surface (can someone explain to me how a slotted spoon is supposed to work??) or clarify my stocks. I just bung it all in some salted water and leave on a long, slow simmer. And if I’ve done a chicken stock, I’ll put in the fridge so any fat solidifies and can be skimmed off. I made this soup on Monday on a chicken stock but you could use vegetable stock too. It’s so simple and tastes smooth and velvety, like it’s got a bucket of cream in it.

Easy Cauliflower Soup

  • 1 litre chicken stock (if you don’t have homemade, use a good one like Stockmerchant) or don’t bother).
  • A head of cauliflower, hard stems removed, cut into pieces
  • The rind from a block of parmesan cheese

Put the parmesan rinds into to stock and simmer for 1/2 and hour or more to infuse. Add cauliflower and simmer for another 1/2 hour. Season as needed. Take out rinds and let cool a bit (so you don’t blow the lid off your blender!) and blend for around 30 seconds until silky smooth. Voila. If you’re not on a diet, try serving with a blue cheese toastie.

 


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Street Food on Two Wheels Coming to Brisbane

I’m excited. I’ve just had a chai and a chat with a lady of vision and calm confidence. IF she says it’s going to happen, I believe her. It’s going to take from between 8 months (what is aimed for) and 2 years (worse case scenario) but Brisbane will have a fleet of around 20 street food vendors selling, food from all over the world, with Helen Bird hopes, a particular regional focus. ie. Yucatan Mexican or Goan.

Bird is founder and director of Streetfood Australia; an organisation that plans to change the city face and offer diners more opportunities than just eating in restaurants or cafes.

”The idea of street food came form me travelling a lot more in the city, really getting intimate with it. It seemed there were limited choices when it came to food; you could sit in cafe or restaurant or go down into the bowels of a shopping centre to a food court. Or there is fast food. Yes, there are food trucks but they are taking more vehicles into the city and the bikes can mobilise to wherever people are.”

Bird, who is a graduate architect, has commissioned the first bike from Denmark. Don’t imagine it’s going to be something ad hoc though-each bike is worth $4000, and will be a done in gleaming stainless steel with the front section capable of supporting 150kg.

”I like the idea of the high end design with a grass roots business. If  a cart is visually appealing, it will attract people and break down barriers, giving the opportunity for vendors to interact with the buyers.”  The bikes will be retro-fitted with solar power to charge a battery which will power a motor to assist with lighting and refrigeration.

An app is also being developed so you can pinpoint where ‘your’ bike with whichever cuisine you fancy is at any given time. ”They’ll work on a roster system. When they leave a site another vendor can come and set up,” Bird says. All will be supplying different cuisines. “We are looking for migrants who are willing to represent their own food in a way that we don’t end up with this very generic style- a bit like Mexican food a the moment, with everything being the same.”

Food will be cooked at what Bird says is a ”common incubator kitchen” for which she hopes some funding may be forthcoming. Each operator will share the cost of the commercial kitchen, but according to Bird the idea is to remove the cost barriers as far as possible in order to create opportunity for people who couldn’t normally afford to open a food business. There’ll be a cafe attached so if it rains for weeks or a vendor is injured and can’t ride, they could run their business out of it and not lose their livelihoods. The cafe is also intended to give them training should they want to take it further and set up something more permanent.

To start off with the bikes will service the inner city, West End, Valley and New Farm, but Bird hopes to take the concept to to other Queensland cities, then into the regions, with street food bikes taking residence in places like Toowoomba and Ipswich.

Personally, I can’t wait-this idea seems like the perfect way to show-off our so called ‘multiculturalism’- something that can manifests as a pleasant idea than being real in any visible way. And of course, the opportunity to explore regional food from all over the world is a big bonus for food lovers.

If you’d like to help with a donation, funding or have some particular expertise you think could be useful (For example. Bird says they’ll need a mentor/business adviser hopefully an ex restaurateur to help the vendors at the commercial kitchen, let me know and I’m happy to pass details on.


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World’s Biggest Pop-Up Dinner Coming to Brisbane

AT its American launch in New York, 31,000 people were on the wait list. Now Brisbane is set to be the first Australian city to host the world’s biggest and most secretive dinner.

In 1988 Frenchman, Francois Pasquier decided to organise a catch-up dinner with friends. There were so many takers he suggested they meet in the Bois de Boulogne in Paris, specifying that invitees dress in white so they could identify each other. There the idea for `Le Diner en Blanc’ (Dinners in White) was born- an event that would eventually host as many as 15,000 people in a single evening, with the concept travelling worldwide.

The dinners are held in public spaces, the idea, the organisation says to “enhance the function and value of their city’s public space by participating in the unexpected.’’

Unexpected is a key concept with diners (who have been invited by the organisation, friends or friends of friends or by joining a waitlist) having no idea where the ‘posh picnic’ will take place, only learning via social media and word of mouth at the last minute.

The crowd are asked to dress in white and converge on the site bringing with them food, wine, tables chairs, even their own tablecloths. With military precision, an open air public space is transformed by the foodie flash mob.

Previous events have been held at iconic locations such as the Eiffel Tower, Pont des Arts, The Louvre Pyramid and the Champs Elysee.

This year, Brisbane is one of the fifteen cities worldwide chosen to host the dinner (an event in Sydney will follow sometime this year). Where and when is a still a closely guarded secret. The organisation concede that their presence is not always ‘authorised’ but we can only hope that our City Council chooses to embrace the concept with the same laissez faire attitude as their French counterparts.

So where do you reckon is a good place to hold it?

 

If you’re not lucky enough to be in the know, you can register to be on the wait list here :  http://brisbane.dinerenblanc.info/waiting.php

 


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Worst meal ever

It’s true, I am my own harshest critic but tonight even my biggest culinary fan (my partner) agreed after a bit of prodding with a sharp stick that this was one of my worst meals ever.

I read other people’s food blogs sometimes and they seem to turn out these perfect beautifully photographed dishes all the time. How, I want to know???

For me cooking is a huge experiment and while these days I am better at it and have more hits than misses, occasionally there are days like these.

It started well enough- a dozen beef ribs from Superbutcher. I’d never been there before-it’s out of my lazy metro-centric 2km radius. They looked good, but after overnight marinading then a slow 12 hr cooking, they should have been fab but weren’t. They were tough.

Mistake two was forgoing my usual knife for a mandoline- a piece of equipment the salesperson told me had been ‘selling like hotcakes since they used it on Masterchef.” I bought it today and it will probably sit in the ‘shit kitchen stuff I’ve bought’ drawer until my next mass clean up. Without veering too much from the subject- the mandolin was ugly, bulky and hard to use. Unless you used exactly the same pressure each time the thinness of the sweet potato crisps varied. Some were thicker, some were thin little bits. (There’s a market- I reckon they were designed by men who a) tend to be physically stronger and b) spend far less time in the kitchen and thus aren’t as pissed off by crappy ‘tools’ as women who still despite everything use them much more often)

In the end, I thought I might as well chuck the broccoli on top of the ribs which were under foil in the slowest part of the oven to cook thinking they might steam and absorb some of the flavours.

So basically tonight’s dinner was sweet potato crisps that looked like those bits of skin from the bottom of your feet when you or your podiatrist use that razor blade thingy, ribs which had shrunken and fallen off the bone (not in a good way-even the dog spent a while thinking about whether she’d give them a go, tried them and gave up) and the broccoli was sort of khaki and oil infused.

A fail whale of a dinner as the almost 13 year old agreed.

Anyway, would love to hear about your worst home cooking experience if you’d deign to share. It’ d make me feel better to know that I’m not alone


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Cheats crab ravioli

Everything was conspiring against me. I’d just received a sample of my favourite stock (no, I am not on commission!) The Stock Merchant- crab. Ingredients: crab, water. Love it. So I decided to make some crab ravioli.

my local fishmonger and had none of my favourite fresh Noosa Spanner crab; (no, not on commission from them either) just some frozen stuff. At least it was Australian spanner crab. Then the pasta dough went wrong and my pasta sheets just didn’t work. I had an old friend coming to dinner, and not much time, so I ran down to the supermarket and got some Gow Gee (dumpling wrappers). So much easier than fiddling around making ravioli. Anyway, the end result was delicious, although if I add up the cost, probably ridiculously expensive, but the reduced crab. butter and saffron sauce was so good we all agreed to look the other way while we licked our plates.  For some reason I can’t upload pics at the moment, so you’ll just have to use your imagination and trust me; they were delicious.

Crab ravioli with saffron, butter, crab reduction

Serves 4

  • 1 pkt Gow Gee wrappers
  • 300g raw crab meat, fresh or frozen
  • 100g fresh ricotta
  • tsp lemon finely grated lemon zest
  • seasalt and pepper
  • 2 bags Stock Merchant crab stock
  • couple of saffron strands
  • 50g of butter

Put the stock and saffron strands on a long, slow simmer. Mix ricotta, crab meat and lemon zest then add seasoning. Put about a teaspoon of the mixture into the middle of a gow gee wrapper in the palm of your hand , fold over and create a crescent shape. Press edges together firmly. If you find they’re not sticking together well, wet your fingers first.

This amount of filling should be perfect for the packet- around 50. Put them on a tray with baking paper and cover with a damp tea towel and keep in fridge until ready to use.

Reduce the crab stock right down-it should be a beautiful bright yellow colour and have a really intense crab flavour.

Put the ravioli in a big pot of boiling water; when they float to the top, take one out and test if cooked. Put in a bowl, and drizzle sauce over. If I was more organised, I would have added a green herb garnish of some kind as well as have some really good bread to mop up the sauce.

 


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The easiest date and pecan slice

I have an old Woman’s Weekly cakes and slice recipe book from the 70s I sometimes refer to. I adapted a recipe from it yesterday and the results were so good that it’s all gone already. I love date and pecan together- the recipe uses walnuts but I reckon pecans (especially Australian ones) are better. I also substituted caster sugar for brown sugar and added a spoonful of maple syrup.  And instead of all that faffing around beating eggs etc, I just put it in as was. So easy and so good and minimal washing up- thus meeting all my criteria.

Date and Pecan Slice

1 cup SR flour

60g pecans

Slightly less than 1/2 cup brown sugar

1 tbsp maple syrup

1/2 tsp cinnamon

120g dates

60g butter

Put dates and pecans in food processor until chopped. Add sugar, flour, melted butter, egg and mix gently. Spoon mixture into a 20cm square slab pan. (Silicon is good) Bake at around 160 for around 30 minutes. Cut into slices while sill hot. Cool in tin.

 


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Best ever chocolate cheesecake

I adapted this chocolate cheesecake from a taste.com.au recipe and made it for Easter dessert. It’s absolutely delicious, very light and almost mousse like in texture but extremely rich. A little goes a very long way. I sent the 12 year old to the shop because I realised I didn’t have enough chocolate and the only Lindt he could find was with almonds, but it was fab. The almonds are in tiny little crumbly piece. I served it with some orange and cardamom ice-cream I bought from Sourced Grocer at Teneriffe.

I’m sorry I don’t have a pic- we ate it before I thought of it, but it’s big, luscious and umm chocolatey.

 

The best ever chocolate cheesecake

 

250g pkt plain chocolate biscuits (I used Arnott’s chocolate ripple)

1/2 tsp cinnamon

125g melted butter

2 -70% chocolate Lindt bar

1 chocolate & almond Lindt bar

150g caster sugar

3 eggs

3 x 250g pkts cream cheese, at room temperature

2 tbs cocoa powder, sifted

1 tsp vanilla essence

2 x 300g ctns sour cream

Preheat oven to 160°C. Brush a 24cm springform pan with melted butter and line base with non-stick baking paper. Put choc biscuits, cinnamon and butter in a food processor and  whizz until crumbs stick together when you push down. Put into the pan and press down well all over the bottom. There’s probably enough crumb to do sides as well but this cake is tres rich and I don’t think it needs it.Make sure it’s the same thickness all over. Put in the fridge.

Put the chocolate in a heatproof bowl over a saucepan of simmering water and melt. 

In another bowl beat together sugar and eggs with an electric mixer until light and fluffy. Add the cream cheese, and sour cream and beat then fold in chocolate, cocoa powder and vanilla. Pour the mixture into the biscuit base and smooth the surface with the back of a spoon. Bake for around an hour (don’t use the fan if you have a fan forced) until it looks set the centre then turn the oven off and leave the door ajar with the cake in until cools. This will prevent it from cracking. Cover with plastic wrap and put in fridge. Take out and bring to room temperature just before serving. 

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